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>> bob: hour has been on the air 20 hours so far today. >> have a great weekend. see you monday. ♪ >>> my goodness. this is a wonderful place. i am coming here. welcome to "red eye." and welcome to "red eye." now to andy levy for a pre game report. what did i do? andy, what did i just do? andy, pre game report. >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, want to see a dorky guy kiss for 60 seconds? if i have to watch it you have to watch it too. and i was going to make a joke about how they won't see you tomorrow, but it only works if you know their slogan is see you tomorrow, and a lot of you might not know that so i decided not to. and does going to prison turn you into a better criminal? the shocking answer that you probably figured out. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> did you catch any of "the five"? >> today? >> no. >> it is interesting. >> what happened? >> not a lot. >> did you do the super bowl commercial thing? >> yes, it was fun. a great hour. >> now you get to do it again. >> the best thing i think i have ever seen on television. real proud of
>> bob: hour has been on the air 20 hours so far today. >> have a great weekend. see you monday. ♪ >>> my goodness. this is a wonderful place. i am coming here. welcome to "red eye." and welcome to "red eye." now to andy levy for a pre game report. what did i do? andy, what did i just do? andy, pre game report. >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, want to see a dorky guy kiss for 60 seconds? if i have to watch it you have to watch it too....
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this is bob, bob is going to be a douch bag and you know why. >> are you referring to boob? >> so they had people of their own country come up with these guidelines. the canadian guy came up with the canadian thing. so the chinese tourists will according to their guidelines will be disappointed to learn the landmarks in england are merely hundreds and not thousands of years old. essentially the chinese delegation threw a thinly veiled insult to england. what do you expect from us? we think your country sucks. >> they couldn't be honest, warning there will not be a lot of chinese chicks. it is uncaning how that works. >> what the come back is to the chinese, when we look at all of your great places of worship and so forth and architecture, we don't have the desire after 20 minutes to see it again. >> every comedian has a joke. >> here is my point, it is the olympicss -- i will tell you later. >> i will show you later. >> i didn't get the whole thing with the economy, but i laughed and pretended i did. >> we are here to help each other. >> you are not helping me now. >> are yo
this is bob, bob is going to be a douch bag and you know why. >> are you referring to boob? >> so they had people of their own country come up with these guidelines. the canadian guy came up with the canadian thing. so the chinese tourists will according to their guidelines will be disappointed to learn the landmarks in england are merely hundreds and not thousands of years old. essentially the chinese delegation threw a thinly veiled insult to england. what do you expect from us?...
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bob beckle was born in the wrong time. bob was a former football player. he would have been king of the hippies because back then it was cool to bash skulls. >> i did the 60s thing. make love note war, that was a good -- not war. that was a good idea. use drugs not war, i thought that was a good idea. it was the stuff on "the five" burn baby burn. >> they don't let me play my music on "the five." >> thank god. i listen to some of the stuff you like. how do you listen to that stuff? >> usually sitting down jie. you are stoned is what it is. >> did you say use drugs and not war? >> use drugs not go to war or go to war and use drugs, but it is better to use drugs and not go to war. >> my problem is i use drugs and then go to war with my toaster. i can unassemble it, but not assemble it. >> sometimes for hours. >> i have gone through so many. >> it would be so much simpler because we could condemn them. >> probably so. i think the police should be armed. >> the tea party has said it is 2-1 against the tea party. 40% negative and 40% positive. >> they are askin
bob beckle was born in the wrong time. bob was a former football player. he would have been king of the hippies because back then it was cool to bash skulls. >> i did the 60s thing. make love note war, that was a good -- not war. that was a good idea. use drugs not war, i thought that was a good idea. it was the stuff on "the five" burn baby burn. >> they don't let me play my music on "the five." >> thank god. i listen to some of the stuff you like. how do...
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>> it is bob and roda smear. they are not lovely couples. >> they are a lot of smears. >> he has a problem with the jews because he is fighting the shmere. >> and when bop runs for something it will be a smear campaign, and there is no way he will win. >> also you read from an e-mail that there were a lot of folks chomping at the bit to destroy the president's record. you asked if that would be champing. >> yes. >> jaime, you mentioned there are a lot of rumors out there like president obama's middle name is hussein. >> it is an outrageous rumor. >> here is the thing. if the website -- website were set up so it de bunked clearly untrue things like that the president was born in america wouldn't that make it okay? the problem with the website is it is political. >> actually it is really argument watch. president obama they say is not pro israel, but he is pro israel. it is giving a competing argument. >> i agree. a source within oat bo ma campaign says within less than 24 hours they found 100,000 people sign up at
>> it is bob and roda smear. they are not lovely couples. >> they are a lot of smears. >> he has a problem with the jews because he is fighting the shmere. >> and when bop runs for something it will be a smear campaign, and there is no way he will win. >> also you read from an e-mail that there were a lot of folks chomping at the bit to destroy the president's record. you asked if that would be champing. >> yes. >> jaime, you mentioned there are a lot...
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. >> is he portrayed heroically does he have a villainous bob? >> it is a bobbing thing. >> if the john wilkes booth is served in the happy meal. >>> up next, what will ian michael black have to say about his new book? probably that you should buy it. >>> well, you know him from the state steel law. and he is a new york times best selling author. i think we have a picture. his book is called "you are not doing it right, tails of marriage, sex, death and other humiliations." when an interviewer hasn't read the book he often starts with the title. why the title? why does it need why "you are not doing it right." >> the title, greg and i know you have read it and i thank you for your thoroughness. >> some hosts wouldn't do it, but i did. >> right. >> the title comes from my wife and i went to am amsterdam for our honeymoon. she was teaching me how to smoke the marg rnlg ma. she was telling me i wasn't doing it right. five seconds later i was unconscious on the floor and i thought thatten cap sue lated my life. >> now to the table of content. i'm kid
. >> is he portrayed heroically does he have a villainous bob? >> it is a bobbing thing. >> if the john wilkes booth is served in the happy meal. >>> up next, what will ian michael black have to say about his new book? probably that you should buy it. >>> well, you know him from the state steel law. and he is a new york times best selling author. i think we have a picture. his book is called "you are not doing it right, tails of marriage, sex, death and...
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. >> bob: i lost my mic. it's been a wonderful show. >> eric: thank you for >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known downtown, anderson cooper. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, who won the foreign policy do pate between a calm, reasoned mitt romney and ?eering, condescending barack obama? a fair and balanced discussion coming up. and a new poll shows european prefer obama to romney, something that is not the tiniest shocking. greg? >> nice, andy. >> i don't know what that means. >> what, thanks, andy? >> yes. >> you know what, maybe you don't deserve the thanks. >> maybe i just never heard it before from you, greg. >> let's welcome our guest, you jerk. well, she is so british she sneezes earl graty. it is quite messy. i am here with author and political commentator imogeth lloyd webber. that's three names. her latest is called "the twitter diaries" and if hilarity was a seafood restaurant he would have crabs. you get a
. >> bob: i lost my mic. it's been a wonderful show. >> eric: thank you for >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known downtown, anderson cooper. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, who won the foreign policy do pate between a calm, reasoned mitt romney and ?eering, condescending barack obama? a fair and balanced discussion coming up. and a new poll shows european prefer...
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bob beckle in a yellow slicker and one of the hats. we will see who can stand up in a stiff wind better, and it will be great. it is good for ratings. >> camille you recently set a record? the largest movie screening in history for our documentary film. congratulations to the team and renee and joe. >> wow.
bob beckle in a yellow slicker and one of the hats. we will see who can stand up in a stiff wind better, and it will be great. it is good for ratings. >> camille you recently set a record? the largest movie screening in history for our documentary film. congratulations to the team and renee and joe. >> wow.
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. >> bob: they >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am called on the new jersey turnpike, the fairfield fondler. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> let's go crazy, america. our top story tonight, chris brown and rihanna making music together? the shocking story that has lead to an epidemic of puns involving the word hit and does boozing and movies drive kids to drink? a study we didn't need. and finally n an elevator to space? it may sound crazy, but if you think about it, where else would you take a space elevator to, greg? >> thank you, andy. >> welcome back. >> thanks. >> where were you yesterday? >> just tcb, andy. >> tcb? >> taking care of business. >> i know what it stands for. >> that's good. >> we have nothing tonight. >> sure don't. >> we have paul mccurio on. >> i know. we will try to get through it all like we always do. >> it is only an hour. >> that it is. >> talk to you later. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that anything she wears has hot pockets. i am here tonight with fox news
. >> bob: they >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am called on the new jersey turnpike, the fairfield fondler. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> let's go crazy, america. our top story tonight, chris brown and rihanna making music together? the shocking story that has lead to an epidemic of puns involving the word hit and does boozing and movies drive kids to drink? a study we didn't need. and finally n an elevator to space? it may sound...
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>> bob: yes, i would. >> andrea: your office is next to mine. you have are not taking it. >> eric: that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. good night. be safe. it's halloween! ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in japan, julia roberts. let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. >> welcome back, america. coming up, should a twitter user who saved tweets face criminal charges? or a twitter user not face criminal charges ? we will answer one of these questions straight ahead. and could you date someone who plans to vote for the other guy? some say yes, but i'm assuming some say no or we wouldn't be talking about it. and nine men arrested for betting on their kids pee wee football games. the shocking story that seems fine to me, but honestly it is in the back half of the show, so i didn't pay uh techs to it. pay attention to it. >> sorry about your cat. >> i would appreciate you not spreading false information or i may have the manhattan da look into it it. >> i thought because you w
>> bob: yes, i would. >> andrea: your office is next to mine. you have are not taking it. >> eric: that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. good night. be safe. it's halloween! ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in japan, julia roberts. let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. >> welcome back, america. coming up, should a twitter user who saved tweets face criminal charges?...
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. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bob's snorkeling. people swim through the murky water with a diving mask and swim finishes. thanks, bob's snorkeling. >>> will come back. -- welcome back. let's see if we have anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. hi, andy, how are you? >> how are you greg? >> fine. hanging in there. >> good to hear. i have a lot of boring facts today. >> excellent. as if that is any different. >> well, they are actually facts. >> true. >> gore and the climate change , denial thing. margaret you said if you don't agree with us you are a racist. i agree and i do think democrats need 20* pick a crazy uncle and stick with him. i would pick biden because he is more fun. but gore wasn't saying climate change skeptics were racist. >> right. the inference in his desk job is he is likening them to -- likening racism to denial. it is morally equivalent. it is a moralliy equivalent argument. he is making it morally equivalent, that's what is dispickable. >> i agree. and people should not call out injustices to advance their own
. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bob's snorkeling. people swim through the murky water with a diving mask and swim finishes. thanks, bob's snorkeling. >>> will come back. -- welcome back. let's see if we have anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. hi, andy, how are you? >> how are you greg? >> fine. hanging in there. >> good to hear. i have a lot of boring facts today. >> excellent. as if that is any different. >> well, they are...
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special thanks to jill dobson, bob, bill shultz you suck. david wes great time, first time on the show. i'm greg gutfeld and i willrvicc see you later
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. >> tonight it is sponsored by key bobbing. it is part skiing and part bobsledding and always entertaining. thanks, ski bobbing. >>> welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. hi, andy, how is it going? >> good, how are you? >> great, thanks. did you just make a gesture at me when i wasn't looking? >> yes. >> all right. is our constitution losing appeal throughout the world. it was by the founding fathers of thomas jefferson. >> that is how you measured your sunscreen and how the university was to keep them from being sunburned. >> you are wrong. >> charles, you said it was hard to run a dictatorship and follow the constitution. but of course this study was done with other democracies. >> figure i should point that out. >> it was accurate to say that wanting a constitution to guarantee food and education and health care promotes an agenda. it is an agenda where the government's job is to guarantee stuff to people. unlike our constitution which in many ways is set up to limit the tower -- the power of government wh
. >> tonight it is sponsored by key bobbing. it is part skiing and part bobsledding and always entertaining. thanks, ski bobbing. >>> welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. hi, andy, how is it going? >> good, how are you? >> great, thanks. did you just make a gesture at me when i wasn't looking? >> yes. >> all right. is our constitution losing appeal throughout the world. it was by the founding fathers of thomas jefferson. >> that...
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: now you've done it. >> eric: 1 million job, he didn't -- >> bob: you just -- >> eric: that is it for "the five." see you >>> welcome back, america. this is "red eye" and i'm greg gutfeld or known in tampa, captain tech force thunder buns. a hell of a dance. let's go to andy looy vee for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> welcome back, america. coming up on the big show "red eye" correspondent mike michelangelo with the latest convention coverage. and biden with a biker. obama in a bear hug. the political pictures you won't believe even though you have probably seen them a thousand times by now. and finally are members of the taliban posing with westerners? my new friend freak britney 69 assures me no. >> thanks, andy. >> how was your vacation, greg? >> i didn't have one. i worked every single day. >> really? >> i do this other show in the afternoon. >> not familiar. >> it is a thing that happens before special report. >> really? i like special report. that's a good show. >> it is between that and neil cavuto. >> great show. that's killer back to back. i didn't
: now you've done it. >> eric: 1 million job, he didn't -- >> bob: you just -- >> eric: that is it for "the five." see you >>> welcome back, america. this is "red eye" and i'm greg gutfeld or known in tampa, captain tech force thunder buns. a hell of a dance. let's go to andy looy vee for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> welcome back, america. coming up on the big show "red eye" correspondent mike...
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>> dana: another said my other vehicle -- >> bob: let's go. >> eric: that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, star of the summer blockbuster "gutfeld five" in imax3d, it is select back rows at certain theaters. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> and get on the good foot, america. our top story, america's credit rating is down graded and the stock market plunges 600 points. funny stuff, right? and st's a cover -- and it is a cover article on michele bachmann find out if it is flattering or unflattering. i know, it was easy. and ite is the least self-aware in a new "elle" magazine. >> thank you, andy. >> happy sneak some zucchini on your neighbor's porch. >> is that a euphemism? >> no, it supplies a bountiful harvest. and today is a day to share so do just that. >> so sneak some zucchini to your neighbor's porch is not a euphemism? >> that's what i am saying. the plant produces an endless supply about zucchini, so it is about sharing the supply with your neighbors. >> so sneak some zucchini on your
>> dana: another said my other vehicle -- >> bob: let's go. >> eric: that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, star of the summer blockbuster "gutfeld five" in imax3d, it is select back rows at certain theaters. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> and get on the good foot, america. our top story, america's credit rating is down graded and the stock...
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he is saying bob menendez, shipping jobs to the do minute ceb -- dominican republic. the secret service got in trouble for that. stop haggling with third world hookers. pay them what you said you would pay them. they have nothing to lose and you have a lot to lose. >> we don't have all of the facts. >> that hasn't stopped us from doing any stories. >> but if it did senator bob menendez, note to self, hookers are chaty. that's a problem. >> there is the phrase, hookers are chaty, i hear that all the time. >> i just said it. >> chaty hook hooker is a famous book. >> can you insert allegedly before everything i just said. joe, if it were not for prostitutes you would never know the soft touch of a woman or a man dressed as a woman. so go ahead and answer this question while employing a plug for your book. . >> this should be easy. >> listen, greg, in my book "cheat" we talk quite a bit about prostitution. and the roles. one of the roles is do not underpay them. i was shocked to hear this. i didn't even know menendez was out of prison after the homicide? >> different fami
he is saying bob menendez, shipping jobs to the do minute ceb -- dominican republic. the secret service got in trouble for that. stop haggling with third world hookers. pay them what you said you would pay them. they have nothing to lose and you have a lot to lose. >> we don't have all of the facts. >> that hasn't stopped us from doing any stories. >> but if it did senator bob menendez, note to self, hookers are chaty. that's a problem. >> there is the phrase, hookers...
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>> as opposed to -- >> bob, bob. as opposed to casual sex which means you are sleeping with a whole bunch of different people. >> i'm not saying there is anything wrong with that. >> you are saying one person you hookup with on a regular basis and you don't love them, but you take the benefits. >> you love them as a friend. >> i think for bob it is casual sex when he is doing it in jeans rather than khakis. >> it sounds terribly boring to me. >> well, i tried to be friends with benefits with myself, but it didn't work out because it turned out i wanted more. >> that is a good line. >> we are used to that around here. >> you said you would have friends with benefits. please tell me mick rerooney is not involved. -- mickey rooney is not involved. >> mickey rooney got laid more than anybody on this panel. >> i believe that. >> that's not a big brain buster. >> for 70 years old you hope so. >> there are monks who got laid more. >> be nice to your wife again. >> say something nice. you can be taken care of. >> i also don'
>> as opposed to -- >> bob, bob. as opposed to casual sex which means you are sleeping with a whole bunch of different people. >> i'm not saying there is anything wrong with that. >> you are saying one person you hookup with on a regular basis and you don't love them, but you take the benefits. >> you love them as a friend. >> i think for bob it is casual sex when he is doing it in jeans rather than khakis. >> it sounds terribly boring to me. >>...
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. >> bob shillue.com. >> is anybody giving out anything besides valentine's day and. >> they will be banning back seats of cars. >> why is the daley caller the greatest web site there is. >> just because it is. >> the www.daily caller.com. >> are you still denying that jim was working on a store so explosive the government had to take him out? >> that's so good i'm not going to deny it. >> a subplot in the pelican brief. >> not tonight. bill, anything you want to say? >> i would like to take an opportunity to apologize to picksle levy and stormy levy, and the comments i made about andy being sick were meant for your delightful little kitty sweaters. >> that was a treat for everybody. back to you, greg, let's get the hell out of here. >> let's do this thing. it's josh's birthday. >> happy b
. >> bob shillue.com. >> is anybody giving out anything besides valentine's day and. >> they will be banning back seats of cars. >> why is the daley caller the greatest web site there is. >> just because it is. >> the www.daily caller.com. >> are you still denying that jim was working on a store so explosive the government had to take him out? >> that's so good i'm not going to deny it. >> a subplot in the pelican brief. >> not...
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. >> i go through and i might have some little mind bobs on the person and thank god the dogs are all bomb sniffers now. i got on through and i feel bad for this lady because it hasn't happened to me. >> and you do use a diaper. >> that's for protection. >> i honestly get stopped 75% of the time i go through. it is annoying. >> i look like a guy who is too weak to be a nazi. >> like a nazi accountant. >> yes. it is the haircut, and they always step aside. i understand what it is, and i am fine with it. >> do you get stopped, noel for other reasons? >> my question is why is it we can still walk on to a train with absolutely nothing, no id or anything and just with cash? why are there no restrictions there? >> people don't like people on trains. that's what it is. they don't care. >> they represent the worst of america and they want to destroy that. >> i think about that every time i go -- when ever i am -- i think, how is this so easy? >> if you go to penn station at peak hour and you really just sit there and think about it, it is the scarest place on the planet. we should stop talkin
. >> i go through and i might have some little mind bobs on the person and thank god the dogs are all bomb sniffers now. i got on through and i feel bad for this lady because it hasn't happened to me. >> and you do use a diaper. >> that's for protection. >> i honestly get stopped 75% of the time i go through. it is annoying. >> i look like a guy who is too weak to be a nazi. >> like a nazi accountant. >> yes. it is the haircut, and they always step...
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the show. >> sponge is what i suesed when i was with bob. >> i think it was sponge bill. >> and his pants were square for horrendous
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seeinger -- bob seager, will defend this. it is in a way -- i don't think it is constitutional, but it is in a way -- it is like the innocence of muslims thing. this is not good speech. >> we can't have courts adjudicating what is good and bad dancing. i happen to think because i love art, and i think it has better dancing. >> it is better dancing. >> we are ducking the main issue which is the restriction of customer rights to wear basketball shorts to strip clubs. they are shorts. >> have i to get miles. you are a champion. >> it is called being a feminist. >> i consider myself >> you couldn't be nude, so they would have the same m toes. these women go through abject slavery and they get more and maury strixes when they are trying to make a living. i'm surprised you brought it up, but we don't bring it up because it is strippers. it is like in "homeland" when that chick died fighting for her country. >> was that a spoiler? did you give away something? >> i will hunt you down. >> it is like the third episode. you are that far
seeinger -- bob seager, will defend this. it is in a way -- i don't think it is constitutional, but it is in a way -- it is like the innocence of muslims thing. this is not good speech. >> we can't have courts adjudicating what is good and bad dancing. i happen to think because i love art, and i think it has better dancing. >> it is better dancing. >> we are ducking the main issue which is the restriction of customer rights to wear basketball shorts to strip clubs. they are...
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>> bob: galileo would not be surprised by this. >> bob: you don't get -- as i am known by the santa cruz police department, the groper. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up, gawker publishes a list of licensed gun owners in new york city and i hope criminals don't notice that the author of the piece, john cook, is not on the list. and action figures from "jango unchained" is from civil rights leaders and also al sharpton. and why is president obama nominating nothing but white males to the cabinet positions? the war on women continues straight ahead. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you disgust me, greg. i was going to tell you why. >> why? >> it was only about maybe a month ago you were mocking me mercilessly for wearing a v neck sweater with a collar outside of it. >> really? >> yes. >> this is what happens when you leave your stuff at my place. >> you are just a little filth bucket. >> i am curious, you mentioned john cook. is that the john cook who lives in prospect heights? >> it might be. i'm not sure. jay in brooklyn -- >> in brooklyn? i think so. >> we can get his add
>> bob: galileo would not be surprised by this. >> bob: you don't get -- as i am known by the santa cruz police department, the groper. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up, gawker publishes a list of licensed gun owners in new york city and i hope criminals don't notice that the author of the piece, john cook, is not on the list. and action figures from "jango unchained" is from civil rights leaders and also al sharpton. and why is president obama...
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parks. >> apparently bob dylon and willie nelson have done this before. what makes this year super special is that there will be minor league games taking place while they are play jag, they have willie nelson between home plate and the catcher. the guy is like 800. >> greg: i think you are making this up. >> no, without the beard he is just a corpse. >> greg: shouldn't they be a bit concerned about conducting grueling tours at their ages? are you all right there? >> oh, yeah, i'm just enjoying some water. what were you saying? >> greg: aren't you worried about their health? [ laughter ] >> i can't enjoy some water? >> greg: but enjoy the water before or after the segment. >> but you would have missed migrate joke, the great joke was going to do for you. go ahead, finish your question. >> greg: i'm going actually move on. i want to talk about blair and marilyn manson touring together. that is awesome or is it not awesome. >> blair is awesome. marilyn manson is -- >> greg: yeah. >> do you like marilyn manson? >> greg: no, i don't. i'm a big slayer fan. i'm
parks. >> apparently bob dylon and willie nelson have done this before. what makes this year super special is that there will be minor league games taking place while they are play jag, they have willie nelson between home plate and the catcher. the guy is like 800. >> greg: i think you are making this up. >> no, without the beard he is just a corpse. >> greg: shouldn't they be a bit concerned about conducting grueling tours at their ages? are you all right there?...
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bob barker was right as usual. two things bob barker always said, always spay and neuter your pets so we don't have this issue. and the other said -- he said was i call them barker's beauties so i can have sex with them. >> that's not what he said. >> i'm pretty sure he said that. andy can look it up. and damn if he didn't do it. >> if you eradicate cats, that means the 3.6 billion birds that they kill will now be around which means you have to contend with 3.6 billion anuses above your head dropping spoonfuls of white syrup all over your cashmere sweaters. >> what about the rodents they kill? >> exactly. they are our furry terminators. >> you can't take away people's right to own a cat. >> or could you? >> if the government tried to take away your right to own a cat, people would have illegal cats. cats always live in basements and under porches. there is no way you could -- >> like my uncle. >> how much more dangerous would they be if they knew they were illegal? would they have an attitude if they knew they were
bob barker was right as usual. two things bob barker always said, always spay and neuter your pets so we don't have this issue. and the other said -- he said was i call them barker's beauties so i can have sex with them. >> that's not what he said. >> i'm pretty sure he said that. andy can look it up. and damn if he didn't do it. >> if you eradicate cats, that means the 3.6 billion birds that they kill will now be around which means you have to contend with 3.6 billion anuses...
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>> bob: last year was the 50th anniversary of united states peace corps. this is the anniversary of the day i went in the peace corps in the philippines. >> dana: picture? >> bob: i do not but i was in the philippines. if you can >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so -- intoxicating it is advised you do not drive after seeing her. i am here with network reporter sandra smith. and when he is not making people laugh the world over he is grinding them up in his sub basement. it is tom shaw lieu, the host of funny story that airs on tuesday on sirius-xm radio. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if brains were sand he would be the mojave desert. i said please welcome like we have an audience. yea! and his progressive hacking is best used for packing. good to see you pinch. >> today jonathon schulz writes of the convertible, quote,. ♪ there ain't no load i can't tow ♪ ♪ i will be there when the light comes in ♪ tell them we are survivors ♪ ♪ life is a highway ♪ i want to ride it all nightlong ♪ fresh, original and unsampled. >>
>> bob: last year was the 50th anniversary of united states peace corps. this is the anniversary of the day i went in the peace corps in the philippines. >> dana: picture? >> bob: i do not but i was in the philippines. if you can >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so -- intoxicating it is advised you do not drive after seeing her. i am here with network reporter sandra smith. and when he is not making people laugh the world over he is grinding them up in his sub...
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>> this is from the woman that dunked bob beckel. eric boling he was into the pirates for 30 years and you dunked him, not us. this is from a woman who has seen the worst combat going against beckel. >> did you say the other day, i saw you guys, you taped two shows on monday so i could have the day off. maybe should military should be in the military because they lie! >> today is thursday. >> i meant yesterday. >> yes, well, all right -- >> we proved that dana lies. >> so here is the thing, let them fight. >> let me ask the question and you can ask it in the silly stupid manner. >> this is what i love about the left. they talk about how they believe in science but they condition it when science is politically incorrect. >> so the difference in muscle mass between men and women is dramatic. that dictates qualifications which sometimes they change. that means they have different rules for different people. isn't that disturbing in a way? >> i think you should have different rules for different people according to height and weighted. e
>> this is from the woman that dunked bob beckel. eric boling he was into the pirates for 30 years and you dunked him, not us. this is from a woman who has seen the worst combat going against beckel. >> did you say the other day, i saw you guys, you taped two shows on monday so i could have the day off. maybe should military should be in the military because they lie! >> today is thursday. >> i meant yesterday. >> yes, well, all right -- >> we proved that...
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. >> you know what was really edgy was when bob geldof gave more. >> it made "avatar" sink. >> no one saw that piece of crap. >> straight to dvd. >> where it also sank. >>> larry said you mia is for the goen. without the u.s. she would be singing -- i think that was my german. >> we have a lot of german in the west texas. >> faith, you are right that mia wanted to reaction by doing this video. by us discussing it she wins, doesn't she? >> yeah. wasn't she at the grammies 9 months pregnant in the unitard? >> i don't think we are allowed to say that word. the u-word. >>> if you don't talk about it then she wins as well. >> i agree. >> she beat us on both sides. >> win-win for her. >> why do you people say ginger instead of ginger? >> it is taking the pea out of it. >> there is no p in ginger. taking the -- what's the word? >> taking the mickey out of it. nobody knows what we are talking about. >> it is 3 a.m., who would? >> back in the 70s mia's father trained with the terrorist fatah wing and maybe she should do a video about that shaw mucks. there is a new alert because of the new imm
. >> you know what was really edgy was when bob geldof gave more. >> it made "avatar" sink. >> no one saw that piece of crap. >> straight to dvd. >> where it also sank. >>> larry said you mia is for the goen. without the u.s. she would be singing -- i think that was my german. >> we have a lot of german in the west texas. >> faith, you are right that mia wanted to reaction by doing this video. by us discussing it she wins, doesn't...
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>> da: i remember i dunked bob. >> eric: dana dunked bob. that's "the five." see you tomorrow. ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." or as i am known in jakarta, lucy liu. what is coming up on to night's show? >> did the u.s. women's soccer team show a lack of class by putting on nike t-shirts saying "greatness has been found" after beating japan for the gold medal? some say yes, but others say in your face, world. does botox give you ultra powers? and finally, what muslim nation's mod december tee patrols blur the images of modestly dressed women. stand by. really? an ultra orthodox jewish thing in israel? never mind. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> weird. >> very weird the fact that somebody was talking in your ear. >> happens all the time whether i am here or not. >> that's beautiful. i have had enough of you. let's welcome our guest. she's so hot that saunas are included on her family tree. i am here with fox news correspondent anna coyman. she's waiving. and he is a house husband, a blogger and soon to be novelist. i would like to welcome a first time guest miles mckin
>> da: i remember i dunked bob. >> eric: dana dunked bob. that's "the five." see you tomorrow. ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." or as i am known in jakarta, lucy liu. what is coming up on to night's show? >> did the u.s. women's soccer team show a lack of class by putting on nike t-shirts saying "greatness has been found" after beating japan for the gold medal? some say yes, but others say in your face, world. does botox give you ultra...
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bob beckle in a yellow slicker and one of the hats. we will see who can stand up in a stiff wind better, and it will be great. it is good for ratings. >> camille you recently set a record? the largest movie screening in history for our documentary film. congratulations to the team and renee and joe. >> wow. andrew i know you are covered with tuesday in the album
bob beckle in a yellow slicker and one of the hats. we will see who can stand up in a stiff wind better, and it will be great. it is good for ratings. >> camille you recently set a record? the largest movie screening in history for our documentary film. congratulations to the team and renee and joe. >> wow. andrew i know you are covered with tuesday in the album
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i talked to bob and alice of the associated press. they said that's exactly why they want it made public. they are a lovely couple. >> i had no idea the associated press was actually a couple. >> it is a whole family. i only talked to a couple. >> their son is delightful. >> i like their uncle. >> diane, you said you don't know how many gun owners -- you don't know many gun owners forthcoming about the fact they have a gun. back in the good old days i had a big nra sticker on my balcony door, but cover it up when i was in a bad mood in the hopes someone would break in. >> maybe that's why they don't want their name. >> sometimes you don't want. >> sometimes you need someone to break into your house. >> i thought it stood for naked randy andy. >> this was after college. you said you would like to know where to get an alarm sign without an alarm? do a google search for alarm sign. a lot of hits. >> apparently he couldn't figure that out for himself. bill, you said you don't understand why an nra member won't want it to be made public. b
i talked to bob and alice of the associated press. they said that's exactly why they want it made public. they are a lovely couple. >> i had no idea the associated press was actually a couple. >> it is a whole family. i only talked to a couple. >> their son is delightful. >> i like their uncle. >> diane, you said you don't know how many gun owners -- you don't know many gun owners forthcoming about the fact they have a gun. back in the good old days i had a big nra...
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why do they allow bob woodward in the white house? it never helps anybody. >> if you look at how woodward got his first name, it didn't go well for the president. >> yeah, he did watergate. let's get him in. >> exactly. that's great. for the record, i am for cold and clinical. this is why i own foreseps. it talks about an intelligence report that states kazi is bi-polar and takes immediate cigs to -- medication to balance that. i don't want the leader to be lyndsay lohan. >> and the drugs in that country. >> absolutely. >> he doesn't need prescription drugs. how do you pronounce his name? >> karzai. >> used to be the governor of new jersey. >> don't you research these things before you talk them? >> it is cortisone. >> well, i don't know. the thing that bugs me, it is not a big deal, but he said it twice. >> that's the weird thing about it. >> even more importantly when we are refering to [bleep] which i thought was unappropriate. >> he didn't say that. >> don't knock it until you tried it. >>> a shocking new study shows that college
why do they allow bob woodward in the white house? it never helps anybody. >> if you look at how woodward got his first name, it didn't go well for the president. >> yeah, he did watergate. let's get him in. >> exactly. that's great. for the record, i am for cold and clinical. this is why i own foreseps. it talks about an intelligence report that states kazi is bi-polar and takes immediate cigs to -- medication to balance that. i don't want the leader to be lyndsay lohan....
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. >> bob: 15 years ago. >> kimberly: where were you? >> greg: that is it for us. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. it is your one stop shop for shorty in robes. when you are looking for something in ruffled chiffon, i will be in it. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> sit back, relax and enjoy tonight's show. did herman cane make his mark by winning the florida straw poll? see whatever hack puns we may have come up with. and king abdullah says women being given the right to vote. what a business mistake this is, straight ahead. and the king of dorritos cashes in his chips at the age of 97. why he never got a presidential medal of freedom coming up. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy national pancake date. >> in france it is national crepe day. >> why are you doing this? >> what? >> you really want to get into this? >> get into what? >> you are the one who didn't want to talk about this. >> talk about what? >> you know that it is february 2nd. >> that's right, i do. nice
. >> bob: 15 years ago. >> kimberly: where were you? >> greg: that is it for us. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. it is your one stop shop for shorty in robes. when you are looking for something in ruffled chiffon, i will be in it. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> sit back, relax and enjoy tonight's show. did herman cane make his mark by winning the...
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i am part of the bob and tom comedy tour. check it out on my website. >> the college shack? >> the pizazz factory. >> the pizazz hut. >> that's like where you get your earrings done at a mall. >> it is a really fun pizza hut. >> the be jeweled
i am part of the bob and tom comedy tour. check it out on my website. >> the college shack? >> the pizazz factory. >> the pizazz hut. >> that's like where you get your earrings done at a mall. >> it is a really fun pizza hut. >> the be jeweled
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. >> or planted with somebody with a political agenda or maybe it was planted by sponge bob square pants or ozzy osborn or maybe by a pakistani muslim extremist. way to have your finger on the pulse. i am tired of being lectured by people on religious freedoms and first amendment. we get it, they have the right. it is poor taste though. it is like putting a condom machine in a rape crisis center. for the people saying, there are a lot of strip clubs in the area. that may be true, but the towers were not brought down because girls with giant [bleep] hijacked the planes and drove them into the building. if you disagree with me, who cares. i am not getting paid for this crap. those pictures were taken from fat pig .com. god, does my neck suck. >>> lucky for you, a lot mover talking. -- a lot more talking. protests over the mosque are feeding the fire of jihadists across the globe with radicals stepping up chatter and threats on their website. one u.s. official tells the journal, "terrorists like al-qaeda and the violent allies are motivated to attack the united states." when it comes to pro
. >> or planted with somebody with a political agenda or maybe it was planted by sponge bob square pants or ozzy osborn or maybe by a pakistani muslim extremist. way to have your finger on the pulse. i am tired of being lectured by people on religious freedoms and first amendment. we get it, they have the right. it is poor taste though. it is like putting a condom machine in a rape crisis center. for the people saying, there are a lot of strip clubs in the area. that may be true, but the...
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bob deniro -- i call him bob because we go way back. they were not clever or funny, but i'm not sure they were racist. what the hell was it? >> who cares? we don't care of the color of the first lady. we care about the competence of her husband. what he is saying if we are not ready for a competent president. >> if rush limbaugh had said the same thing about michelle obama, you know we go, but what if somebody else said it? if rush said it, he would be -- >> yes, but there is an important distinction here. i am not saying he would be in prison, but there would be a scandal. the distinction is rush is famous and has fans and followers for his own independent thought. whatever your feelings are about him, it is his position. robert deniro has made a career and fortune and a ton of fans because he is really good at acting out things that other people have written for him. i don't know him, and i am a huge fan of his movies, but if you have ever seen him on a talk show, he cannot formulate a single sentence, or i have not seen him do it. he
bob deniro -- i call him bob because we go way back. they were not clever or funny, but i'm not sure they were racist. what the hell was it? >> who cares? we don't care of the color of the first lady. we care about the competence of her husband. what he is saying if we are not ready for a competent president. >> if rush limbaugh had said the same thing about michelle obama, you know we go, but what if somebody else said it? if rush said it, he would be -- >> yes, but there is...
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. >> bob beck kail -- bob beck kill. >> how abo all of those people that shop at whole foods? >> i don't know. well, look -- >> they wear the shirts. >> it is okay that i wear. the equivalent is somebody i know that has nothi butron rand. you know plenty of people. they have a great book. >> whatever, i don't know who these people are. i don't know who the liberals are who love him. >> let me put it this way -- >> what really bothers me, let's take cuba, for example. they love a nice beach holiday. it is cheap and beautiful, and they go to ca and they pay in euros, and then the cuban government which owns all of the restaurants and the resorts pays the employees in worthless pesos. if they had any sort of moral compass they wouldn't do that. >> we figured out they do. >> you know what i love are the unusual movies thisy make. >> so funny. >> i was impressed with the german accept -- accent you said the spanish words. >> we are burying the lead. wasn't this the car sharing thing? >> i read this stuff twice and i couldn't understand it. what do they want us to do? >> they have a
. >> bob beck kail -- bob beck kill. >> how abo all of those people that shop at whole foods? >> i don't know. well, look -- >> they wear the shirts. >> it is okay that i wear. the equivalent is somebody i know that has nothi butron rand. you know plenty of people. they have a great book. >> whatever, i don't know who these people are. i don't know who the liberals are who love him. >> let me put it this way -- >> what really bothers me, let's...
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look, when the kids of america stop being trained to eat by sponge bob square pants and chuckie cheese, this will cease to be a problem. have i two six-year-old grandchildren. i know how it can be. 24r are lots and lots of places set up for people with kids and that's where they should go. >> you often like to take them to strip clubs because that's where you eat. >> i did take them to billy bob's a month ago. >> well, let's call child services. i am more tau fight. >> i was making a joke and yet he con confessed to a crime. that doesn't happen often. jessica, as a single mother of eight how appalled are you by this story? >> i don't know where i am going to eat. mcdain's was my only option and he gave me bread and now i can't bring my kids to the dumpster? that said, if i did not have any children, i would be at this restaurant right now and not here. i would be there. r. >> i love the name, mcdain's it is like an action hero. mcdain, you have 48 hours. >> it is a combination restaurant and driving range. they talked about it like it is a high end restaurant. it is a combination resta
look, when the kids of america stop being trained to eat by sponge bob square pants and chuckie cheese, this will cease to be a problem. have i two six-year-old grandchildren. i know how it can be. 24r are lots and lots of places set up for people with kids and that's where they should go. >> you often like to take them to strip clubs because that's where you eat. >> i did take them to billy bob's a month ago. >> well, let's call child services. i am more tau fight. >> i...
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>> bob ballaban. >> that's not a bad one. >> i think santa should be honest and say because of george bush, golden sacks, only children in the 1% are getting presents this year. >> i like that. >>> bill, you said if you are going to lie to kids go full hilt? >> i don't recall saying that. >> you did. >> it is a christmas phrase and you wouldn't understand. >> i'm assuming you meant full tilt. >> you really don't deliver. >> as a kid you put up a dirty tube sock by the fireplace. if you had lived near greg you would have. >> i heard about his gift. >> it is part of his bmi. >> should fat people be a protected class 1234* as bill brought up, if it is okay for companies not to hire smokers which some are doing, why isn't it okay to not hire obese people. companiess use statistics why they are not hiring smokers. but can they do it for obese people. >> companies should hire people based on their ability to do the job. i don't think there -- it gets con -- confusing. >> you mentioned the gym here at news corp. there was one day i was getting on the elevator. this guy was in good shape and
>> bob ballaban. >> that's not a bad one. >> i think santa should be honest and say because of george bush, golden sacks, only children in the 1% are getting presents this year. >> i like that. >>> bill, you said if you are going to lie to kids go full hilt? >> i don't recall saying that. >> you did. >> it is a christmas phrase and you wouldn't understand. >> i'm assuming you meant full tilt. >> you really don't deliver. >> as...
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. >> bob: they are allowed to go on trip and they pay for the room. >> kimberly: we have to wrap. that's it for today. thank you >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm in for tag who is waking up as we speak. the more you squirm, the more the bindings will hurt. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's come -- coming up on tonight's show? >> stop, collaborate and listen, america. they have fore saken vanilla ice. will it ever stop? yo, i don't know. and the british government considers taking away rioters, welfare and other benefits. or as they call it over there, petrol. and warren buffet says it is time for the rich to pay more taxes. the important story that will never affect you. >> thank you, andy jie. happy national relaxation day. >> i had a whole list of events planned. it was stressful. >> i am always exhausted by the end of the day. >> since national relax day day happened a lot of people died in the planning. >> it is the second deadliest holiday in the year after the national stab yourself in the throat and bleed out day. >> it is hard to top that day. >> that'
. >> bob: they are allowed to go on trip and they pay for the room. >> kimberly: we have to wrap. that's it for today. thank you >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm in for tag who is waking up as we speak. the more you squirm, the more the bindings will hurt. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's come -- coming up on tonight's show? >> stop, collaborate and listen, america. they have fore saken vanilla ice. will it ever stop? yo, i don't know....
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bob: so what was the dream you ended the show the way you begin. [ laughter ] >> dana: like a sandwich. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in panama, the creeper. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, a second grader is sent home after throwing an imaginary grenade. the latest on the war on playing war straight ahead. and the post office says it will stop delivering mail on saturdays. for you young people out there, the postal system is what old people use to communicate by sending written material from house to house. weird, i know. and the grammies issue a wardrobe advisory, asking to stop from showing breasts. congratulations, andy. you got what you wanted. >> what do you mean? >> monopoly. they replaced the iron with the cat. >> the people have spoken. >> i think you rigged it. >> i rigged nothing. >> i love it because a cat is a smoother removal than an iron at the emergency room. >> there is that. and now all we have to do is get rid of the stupid terrier dog. she is so hot that boy scouts sing songs around her. she is like a c
bob: so what was the dream you ended the show the way you begin. [ laughter ] >> dana: like a sandwich. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in panama, the creeper. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, a second grader is sent home after throwing an imaginary grenade. the latest on the war on playing war straight ahead. and the post office says it will stop delivering mail on saturdays. for you young people out...
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. >> wonder bread terpanne, we will play another round of what is in bob's belly after the break. but first, can this reporter also be a stripper? if john gibson can do it, so can she. >>> is it better to feel good? teachers have them there. they were told not to correct multiple spelling mistakes to avoid hurting students' self-esteem. one mom worried her kids were not learning the basic building blocks alerted a member of parliament. i thought that band broke up years ago. just kidding. the policy states that teaching staff are not to highlight anymore than three incorrect spellings on any piece of work. this is an order that the children's self-confidence is not damaged. i am not even sure that makes sense. they call it a false kindness that will result in kids not learning basic skills they will need later in life. they should reach higher just like this cat. >> i am not sure that is real. you must like this. >> i love it. this is like bill's saturday night. build it now and pay later. we try to make these kids feel good about themselves. when they get out into the real world
. >> wonder bread terpanne, we will play another round of what is in bob's belly after the break. but first, can this reporter also be a stripper? if john gibson can do it, so can she. >>> is it better to feel good? teachers have them there. they were told not to correct multiple spelling mistakes to avoid hurting students' self-esteem. one mom worried her kids were not learning the basic building blocks alerted a member of parliament. i thought that band broke up years ago. just...
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a treeout on bob schaefer's backyard. >> listen here, see. >> it is like cheap paint and no girls allowed. it is like the five-year-old playboy. and is this a big deal or are they little turds? >> no, it is a big deal. particularly the one that came out yesterday saying obama is in trouble. let's call it a conservable racist. just scare them. we always knew what happened, now we get it from the horse's mouth. if i can go back to what you lead with the i hate to open a can of worms, what i don't like about that, it is as if he is pretending to be reasonable and considered, and he doesn't want to leap into it. i hate to open this can of worms, but shouldn't we -- >> shouldn't we burn the building down? >> i have to -- some of those e-mails from all of the journalists after obama's election were delightful. we thought we would share some of them. the first is from david roberts. >> it is all i can do to not start bawling." >> what is grist? it sounds like something on the bottom of my shoe. >> technically you are grist. >> the next one is john blevins from the south texas college of law. he
a treeout on bob schaefer's backyard. >> listen here, see. >> it is like cheap paint and no girls allowed. it is like the five-year-old playboy. and is this a big deal or are they little turds? >> no, it is a big deal. particularly the one that came out yesterday saying obama is in trouble. let's call it a conservable racist. just scare them. we always knew what happened, now we get it from the horse's mouth. if i can go back to what you lead with the i hate to open a can of...
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. >> billy was in the bob crane films. it was a pretty limited bunch. >> i don't know who he is. >> wait, he was the guy who helped with the porn. >> have i to take a break. coming up, can a human body fit in a trash compacter? martha tells us how she did it in three easy steps. first, all of our anchors are murderers. what is the ultimate dream job? i will tell what you it is not, the guy who shaves my back. >>> it is all the -- is all the world is a stage when it comes to earning a wage? most working these be yens say no, but it will not stop acting if coming in first of all dream jobs. a third of all-americans are ready for their close up with the next most wanted gig being a professional athlete. while president and rock star, often the same thing, only struck 13% of the population's fancy. an amazing 50% said they wanted to make out with me. not really a job, but i can't argue. the least likable job? musical instrument weapon maker. >> the best thing about it is it still plays. >> nobody wants to do anything honorable
. >> billy was in the bob crane films. it was a pretty limited bunch. >> i don't know who he is. >> wait, he was the guy who helped with the porn. >> have i to take a break. coming up, can a human body fit in a trash compacter? martha tells us how she did it in three easy steps. first, all of our anchors are murderers. what is the ultimate dream job? i will tell what you it is not, the guy who shaves my back. >>> it is all the -- is all the world is a stage when...
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>> thanks, greg our top story,an anthony weaner and bob filner. we will talk about these two important members of presidenty. obama's party. using performance-enhancing drugs. we will update you on new developments and a sad situation unfolding on president obama's watch. and finally could the rning of the bulls be coming to the united states? you wouldn't think so, but i guess anything is possible in obama's america. greg? >> andy, can you blame people in obama's america not wanting to run with the bulls? >> i am just surprised the bulls want to come here what with obamacare and all. >> exactly. >> and you can only use 49 bulls in assisted of 50. >> i think there are 58 bulls. >> eight won't be eligible for health care. >> enough of this. look who is here. she is so british her blood type is marmalade. i am here #w* imogen lloyd webber. her latest book is called "the twitter diaries" and if hilarity was a soap dispenser they would pump him in the office bathroom. he is writer examine comedian jake fogelnest. bill schulz is out of town and filling
>> thanks, greg our top story,an anthony weaner and bob filner. we will talk about these two important members of presidenty. obama's party. using performance-enhancing drugs. we will update you on new developments and a sad situation unfolding on president obama's watch. and finally could the rning of the bulls be coming to the united states? you wouldn't think so, but i guess anything is possible in obama's america. greg? >> andy, can you blame people in obama's america not...
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. >> it showed me how self-centered bob costas was. but i would not like to mistake nbc's programming with what is wrong with america. >> you brought this up, every time there was an injury it became a political discussion about healthcare. didn't it? she wanted that. >> she was saying in the article she said all our coverage was u.s.-centric and why can't we talk about serious issues? why don't we launch into a debate about the canadian healthcare system? oh my god, nbc is trying to improve their ratingses, people and not drop them more. >> anthony, how about the whole bronze, silver thing. what does it mean? >> it is psycho babble listening to that. everybody wants the gold. quite frankly the bronze medal -- where do you see them? you don't see a lot of endorsements, make on count-chocula. >> bronze people are the coolest. >> the bronze people have more fun because -- the second place winner, they wanted to win. the bronzers were just like, maybe they are gonna win. they are just happy to finish. bill is usually happy to finish in an
. >> it showed me how self-centered bob costas was. but i would not like to mistake nbc's programming with what is wrong with america. >> you brought this up, every time there was an injury it became a political discussion about healthcare. didn't it? she wanted that. >> she was saying in the article she said all our coverage was u.s.-centric and why can't we talk about serious issues? why don't we launch into a debate about the canadian healthcare system? oh my god, nbc is...
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. >> and i want to talk about this guy, bob. in your book he talks about -- this is an amazing story. u.s. news and world report, a failing magazine. nobody reads it, and it became this machine. it does a ranking every year, right? >> it started off as a news magazine and they did the college rankings as sort of a side thing. and they made so much money from it. now the news magazine doesn't exist anymore. they do the rankings. everybody in college with the college industry, the higher education or whatever you call it hates the u.s. news rankings. and this is a guy who does it every year and he is very small guy, and he will go to these conferences and people will start abusing him from the stage and calling him names and say, you are what's wrong with our profession. when the rankings come out, all of these people are running around going, look, we went up two notches. >> it is the same with movie critics. you hate them if they are bad and love them if they are good. by ranking the colleges and turning education into a product
. >> and i want to talk about this guy, bob. in your book he talks about -- this is an amazing story. u.s. news and world report, a failing magazine. nobody reads it, and it became this machine. it does a ranking every year, right? >> it started off as a news magazine and they did the college rankings as sort of a side thing. and they made so much money from it. now the news magazine doesn't exist anymore. they do the rankings. everybody in college with the college industry, the...
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human of sheet rock or the mad tinge leer and then there is alec baldwin and face the nation moderator bob sheafer and the chair, mary shaw peer, my favorite who once spoab at spoke at the university of vermont. he is a marx marxist which meant he spoke truth to power that day. anyway, i would rather hear snooki's laundry tips. my guess is be yourself. out of all of the names, snooki is a tale of rags to riches. she had no idea her life would take this turn, and she seems to absorb the fame and its silliness with a level of charm that you just don't see in self-satisfied smirkers. and i like the philosophy. study hard, but party harder. i hate people who use party as a verb, but i will give her a pass because we wear the same bra size. if you disagree with me, are you a racist homo fob. >>> dana, her event packing people in, isn't this the free market c works, the market will bear this cost, so why not? >> it is refreshing honesty. the college paid maya angelou a large amount of money to recite "eye rise" dissh -- i rise." why not get an individual who made a living off of it. >> students
human of sheet rock or the mad tinge leer and then there is alec baldwin and face the nation moderator bob sheafer and the chair, mary shaw peer, my favorite who once spoab at spoke at the university of vermont. he is a marx marxist which meant he spoke truth to power that day. anyway, i would rather hear snooki's laundry tips. my guess is be yourself. out of all of the names, snooki is a tale of rags to riches. she had no idea her life would take this turn, and she seems to absorb the fame and...
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. >> bob: give her your phone >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. as my fans like to call me, their only reason for living. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> get up off that thing and try to release that pressure, america. our top story, is trump going to dump his debate? some say prob, but others say mayb. and why were three capitol hill staffers fired for their tweets? probably because of their tweets. pay attention. and what happens when we send bill schulz to the uss intrepid to learn about ejection seats? we will watch along with you and hope something goes or blee wrong. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> "new year's eve" has a 5% rating on rotten tomatoes and a score of 5 out of 0. >> you know what that means? >> no. >> can i point out the nearest -- the new york post described "new year's eve" as a soul succeeding monument to hollywood greed. >> i can't wait. >> you know it will be awesome when you get that build up. when they tell you it is the worst movie ever made it can only satisfy you. >
. >> bob: give her your phone >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. as my fans like to call me, their only reason for living. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> get up off that thing and try to release that pressure, america. our top story, is trump going to dump his debate? some say prob, but others say mayb. and why were three capitol hill staffers fired for their tweets? probably because of their...